We at Hyperallergic know it’s close to Halloween because of all the articles giving us last minute costume ideas! Now, a slutty viking or a faux-Gaga meat dress might be fine if you’re just going to some random Halloween party with a bunch of normal people. But what if you’re going to that special Halloween benefit at MoMA? Or trick or treating up and down Chelsea? Here are a few costume ideas that will get you street cred in the art world.
Costume: Santa Claus
Inspiration: Just add butt plug
Vincent Van Gogh
Inspiration: He didn’t cut you off, you escaped
Inspiration: The Egg Chair (the subtlety will make you even cooler)
Inspiration: Paint a bunch of polka-dots…
Inspiration: What is it thinking about in there?
Slutty Jeff Koons
Inspiration: We leave this one up to you.