The year is counting down its final days, and we’ll soon be halfway through the second decade of this century. How will you measure the next 365 days? Here are a few choices to set the tone for the coming year. Although you may be just as likely to glance at your phone, having a physical object to remind you of the finite nature of time might be the urgency you need for any New Year’s resolutions. Or it can just be some life-enhancing art for your walls.
NYC Freelance Art Handlers Calendar
Showcasing the skills of 12 New York City contract art handlers, this calendar proclaims itself “like the FDNY firemen calendar, but with levels and nitrile gloves instead of axes and fire pants.” [Etsy, $15]
The Linear Calendar
Rather than parsing your life up into months, the Linear Calendar stretches out in one 72-inch timeline, so you can always see what’s lurking ahead. [Kickstarter, Starting at $22]
The German-made Typodarium has a new font to rip off each day, with historic factoids, all presented in the respective style. [MoMA, $25]
Calendar of Obscure Holidays
How else will you know when to celebrate National Accordion Awareness Month or the bleak Cubicle Day? The Nib’s Calendar of Obscure Holidays tracks these with playful illustrations by Erika Moen, Rich Stevens, Zach Weiner, and others. [The Nib, $17]
The Circular Calendar
Designed by Sören Lachnit, the large Circular Calendar is a poster-style measure of time, but one that beautifully visualizes the possible hours of sun based on latitude throughout the year. [The Circular Calendar, ~$30]
El Time Machino: A Lunar Calendar
All 365 phases of the moon for the Northern Hemisphere are chronicled in the “El Time Machino: A 2015 Lunar Calendar” illustrated by Tyler Stout. It’s encircled with glow-in-the-dark adventures of a time machine, including dinosaurs and a trilobite. [Tiny Showcase, $30]
Buildings Of New York
Belgium-based illustrator Marieken Hensen has selected some iconic buildings of New York for a handscreened calendar. It includes big names like the Empire State Building, and lesser-known picks like the Elephant House at the Bronx Zoo. [Etsy, $31.82]
For a tiny timepiece, the matchbook calendar is letterpress printed and comes in a few different colors. And there is a certain thrill of danger to paper products that resemble fire starters. [Inkello, $8]
MWM Graphics Calendar
Designed by Matt W. Moore, each month is interpreted in a “Vectorfunk” style, with each letter formation built up from colliding shapes and colors. [MWM Graphics, $39]
Nuclear Testing Calendar
Created by science historian Alex Wellerstein, the ominous nuclear testing calendar has anniversaries marked relating to nuclear history, along with startling photographs of mushroom clouds scanned by Los Alamos National Laboratory. As good a reminder as any that time should be a precious thing. [Lulu, $18.99]
NUDE ARTISTS AS PANDAS
Finally, if nuclear milestones weren’t ominous enough about the future, here is a nude-artists-as-pandas calendar, which for reasons unclear shows artists, writers, and art dealers photographed by Rachel Stern nude and dressed like pandas. But it’s tax deductible and supports an art blog! [$50, Art F City]
MTV’s The Exhibit Is Back With an Inflatable Dolphin
Episode four, in which artists tackled themes of justice and injustice, was the most lifeless of the reality TV show so far.
Florida Principal Ousted Over “Pornographic” Michelangelo Sculpture
Parents complained that the famous sculpture was shown to their sixth graders.
The Milton Resnick and Pat Passlof Foundation Presents The Feminine in Abstract Painting
Curated by Jennifer Samet and Andrea Belag, this group exhibition in NYC explores the feminine through aesthetics, as opposed to identity or gender.
Tickets to Sold-Out Vermeer Show Are Going for Hundreds
The online resale market for the Rijksmuseum’s smash exhibition is booming, with tickets selling on eBay for over $2K.
NYU Steinhardt Opens 2023 MFA Thesis Exhibitions
Taking place at 80WSE Gallery in New York’s Greenwich Village, Part I is on view from late March through April while Part II opens in May.
Miniature Worlds: Joseph Cornell, Ray Johnson, Yayoi Kusama
Through small-scale works, this exhibition at the Katonah Museum of Art in New York examines Cornell’s prominent role in the lives and careers of Johnson and Kusama.
Three Looted Antiquities at the Met Repatriated to Turkey
Nine other repatriated works were seized from Met Trustee Shelby White, whose collection was subject to a criminal investigation.
This week, the world’s lightest paint, Pakistan’s feminist movement, World Puppy Day, and were some of Vermeer’s paintings created by his daughter?
The Wider World and Scrimshaw
On March 28, join the New Bedford Whaling Museum online and in-person for a symposium on global carving traditions from across the Pacific Rim.
Who Will Decide on the Future of a Miami Native Burial Ground?
Native activists say sacred remains and objects dug up from a Brickell construction site should remain there, but mega-developer Jorge Pérez is pushing back.
How Can a Curator Approach South Asian Futurisms?
How do I acknowledge my shortcomings while reckoning with obscured histories and the exclusion of subaltern narratives in the fine art landscape? A working checklist for curators.
MCA Chicago Presents On Stage: Frictions
Will Rawls, Shamel Pitts | TRIBE, and Barak adé Soleil explore Blackness, queerness, movement, and dance in performances at the Museum of Contemporary Art Chicago.
The Complicated Legacy of Camilo Egas
The Ecuadorian painter, a leading figure of Latin America’s Indigenismo art movement, has been both praised and scorned for his representation of Indigenous peoples.
Tom Jones Zeroes in on Ho-Chunk Visibility
“I think about the young kids, the teenagers, and I think being able to see yourself represented in art is so powerful,” says the artist.