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# 51% of Men Say Mona Lisa "Should Smile More"
- URL: https://hyperallergic.com/51-of-men-say-mona-lisa-should-smile-more/
- Published: 2026-04-01T10:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2026-04-01T10:00:05.000Z
- Description: Also, JD Vance's incel monument, the Louvre's new security upgrade, and a secretive art fair in the US Virgin Islands ...
- Author: Hyperallergic
- Tags: Daily Newsletter, Newsletter

BREAKING: Just weeks after President Trump non-ironically erected a statue of Christopher Columbus, another tribute to a very different type of terrible man who thinks way too highly of himself has risen outside the White House. Read all about Vice President JD Vance's monument to the incel in today's special edition. 

Plus, we caught wind of the Philadelphia Museum of Art's new acronym, inspired by a recently discovered Duchamp readymade; the Louvre Museum reveals plans for updated, um, security protocols; a curator's shoes outshine the art at MoMA's recent opening; and the Kennedy Center's exciting next chapter as the beloved seasonal store of your nightmares.

We've also got a list of five art-world jobs that are *definitely* not exploitative, an exclusive interview with the faceless woman in all those gallery photos, and ... hey, have you checked today's date? 

Laughing to keep from crying,  
  
*—The Hyperallergic Team*

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“Monument to the Proud Incel” (2026) (edit Shari Flores/**Hyperallergic*) 

### [JD Vance Unveils Incel Statue at the White House](https://hyperallergic.com/p/8c5c3d30-b8f0-4049-9db1-4c93d32c7e32/)

"Ich bin ein Incel," said the vice president in the presence of manosphere influencers, UFC fighters, and crypto bros. | Hakim Bishara

### [Philadelphia Museum of Art Rebrands Again as "PhArt"](https://hyperallergic.com/p/d4cce77d-ef72-4bda-b1f3-eb6f40e64ea6/)

The institution renamed itself in honor of a readymade whoopee cushion by Marcel Duchamp discovered in its archives. | Hrag Vartanian

### [Curator’s Shoes Steal the Show at MoMA Reception ](https://hyperallergic.com/p/dbfab5fa-a232-4dab-a01e-669c8a12a71b/)

“It is rare to see something so marvelous in a gallery,” said one of the VIP guests. | Isa Farfan

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A rendering of the Louvre Museum’s new “state-of-the-art entry inhibition protocol” (edit **Hyperallergic*)

### [Louvre Museum to Install Locks on Doors After Heist](https://hyperallergic.com/p/0aca52dd-70c9-4674-8618-e9338d482a1c/)

Visitors will be checked for bobby pins and paper clips, which pose the greatest threat to the new "state-of-the-art entry inhibition protocol," the security director said. | Valentina Di Liscia

### [5 Art Job Openings That Are Definitely Not Exploitative](https://hyperallergic.com/p/65733ca5-35a1-4897-ba7b-a482a93fe0e0/)

Qualifications include a malleable moral compass, and compensation is sometimes guaranteed. | Lisa Yin Zhang

### [Spirit Halloween to Temporarily Take Over Kennedy Center](https://hyperallergic.com/p/0bc53366-902b-460b-b10b-89e9aa549c5b/)

The institution is looking into alternative forms of revenue to supplement funding for its multi-million dollar renovation, a source said. | Rhea Nayyar

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[![New Mysterious Art Fair “The Island” Seeks the Opposite of Buzz](https://storage.ghost.io/c/51/f8/51f871d8-b6be-4a73-b958-0ca4fff0110a/content/images/2026/03/island-art-fair-2400-1.jpg)](https://hyperallergic.com/p/fb8d26f1-8b77-4013-ba3f-5a38798179e0/)

A newly released promotional image for The Island (edit Hrag Vartanian/**Hyperallergic*)

### [New Mysterious Art Fair “The Island” Seeks the Opposite of Buzz](https://hyperallergic.com/p/fb8d26f1-8b77-4013-ba3f-5a38798179e0/)

Dozens of mega-collectors are reputed to be attending the super-secretive fair slated to take place in the US Virgin Islands. | Hrag Vartanian 

### [Ancient Statues at The Met to Receive Patrons' Noses](https://hyperallergic.com/p/3656d734-0735-4ec4-9a3d-593f2e2d6241/)

Thanks to the inaugural Smellowship program, your nose could end up on a marble sculpture in the museum's Greek and Roman Art wing. | Lakshmi Rivera Amin

### [List of Failed Business Ideas Found Beneath Rembrandt’s “The Night Watch”](https://hyperallergic.com/p/9fcd273d-d2fe-4212-affe-d8031ae479f6/)

An X-ray analysis revealed plans for backup careers in face painting and other pursuits beneath layers of paint in the Dutch Master’s magnum opus. | Rhea Nayyar and Isa Farfan

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[![Woman With Her Back to the Viewer in Gallery Photos Speaks Out](https://storage.ghost.io/c/51/f8/51f871d8-b6be-4a73-b958-0ca4fff0110a/content/images/2026/03/GettyImages-2147860286-1.jpg)](https://hyperallergic.com/p/d46fa6bb-3c10-4b8c-a2e3-3576ba52f1cf/)

The Woman With Her Back to the Viewer posing with a Gustav Klimt (photo Joe Klamar/AFP via Getty Images)

### [Woman With Her Back to the Viewer in Gallery Photos Speaks Out](https://hyperallergic.com/p/d46fa6bb-3c10-4b8c-a2e3-3576ba52f1cf/)

“I like to think of myself as a modern-day Rückenfigur,” she said in an exclusive interview with Hyperallergic. | Valentina Di Liscia

### [Survey Finds 51% of Men Think Mona Lisa “Should Smile More"](https://hyperallergic.com/p/a52d5b14-1d3f-4ce6-a1d6-c3d3ae133611/)

A new visitor experience survey reveals a surprising amount of criticism lobbed at Lisa del Giocondo. | Rhea Nayyar