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# Behold the Arch of Snooki
- URL: https://hyperallergic.com/arch-of-snooki/
- Published: 2010-03-01T17:47:53.000Z
- Updated: 2025-11-24T16:37:07.000Z
- Description: If you don't know Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles, you should. Its creator Neil Swaab is a genius … well, if you think genius involves illustrating a 3'7" teddy bear who has been convincted of burglary, assault, posession, intent to cause distress on a senior citizen, arson, kidnapping, extortion, conspi
- Author: Hrag Vartanian
- Tags: Opinion, #image-position-hidden, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2025-11-17 09:23 (2009-2011)

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Behold the wisdom of Mr. Wiggles (click to enlarge)

If you don’t know [*Rehabilitating Mr. Wiggles*](http://www.mrwiggleslovesyou.com/?ref=hyperallergic.com), you should. Its creator [Neil Swaab](http://neilswaab.com/?ref=hyperallergic.com) is a genius … well, if you think genius involves illustrating a 3’7″ teddy bear who has been convincted of burglary, assault, assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a meat product, assaulting a meat product, posession, intent to cause distress on a senior citizen, arson, kidnapping, extortion, conspiracy, light treason, illegal use of a contraceptive, vandalism, negligent homicide, public urination, public drunkeness, disorderly conduct, illegal disposal of a body, parking in a loading zone …

Swaab is an instructor at Parsons, the New School for Design, where he teaches in the Illustration department. He resides in Astoria, NY.