> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://hyperallergic.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Crimes of the Art - URL: https://hyperallergic.com/crimes-of-the-art-73/ - Published: 2016-08-02T22:51:09.000Z - Updated: 2025-11-24T15:36:53.000Z - Description: On this week’s art crime blotter: Norwegian youths destroyed a stone-age engraving of a skier, Mary Boone sued an art adviser over allegedly ill-gotten KAWS works, and a Salvador Dalí sculpture was vandalized in Quebec City. - Author: Benjamin Sutton - Tags: News, Art Crime, Crimes of the Art, KAWS, Lawsuits, Mary Boone gallery, Salvador Dali, Vandalism, #wp, #wp-post, #image-position-hidden, #Import 2025-11-24 07:17 (2016, 2017, part 1) ![The 5,000-year-old carving of a skier on the Norwegian island of Tro, prior to its recent destruction (photo by Blåjens/Wikimedia Commons)](https://storage.ghost.io/c/51/f8/51f871d8-b6be-4a73-b958-0ca4fff0110a/content/images/hyperallergic-newspack-s3-amazonaws-com/uploads/2016/08/crimes-art-skier-norway.jpg) The 5,000-year-old carving of a skier on the Norwegian island of Tro, prior to its recent destruction (photo by Blåjens/Wikimedia Commons) [*Crimes of the Art*](http://hyperallergic.com/tag/crimes-of-the-art/) *is a weekly survey of artless criminals’ cultural misdeeds. Crimes are rated on a highly subjective scale from one “Scream” emoji — the equivalent of a vandal tagging the exterior of a local history museum in a remote part of the US — to five “Scream” emojis — the equivalent of the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum heist.* ## Wipeout for 5,000-Year-Old Skier ![crimes-of-the-art-scream-5-new](https://storage.ghost.io/c/51/f8/51f871d8-b6be-4a73-b958-0ca4fff0110a/content/images/hyperallergic-newspack-s3-amazonaws-com/uploads/2016/06/crimes-of-the-art-scream-5-new.jpg) An iconic, stone-age rock carving of a skier on the northern Norwegian island of Tro was [destroyed](https://www.rt.com/viral/353975-norway-skier-carving-destroyed/?ref=hyperallergic.com) by two children who scratched it in a misguided [attempt](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/08/02/it-was-done-out-of-good-intentions-treasured-5000-year-old-carving-destroyed-by-well-meaning-kids/?ref=hyperallergic.com) to make the image clearer. **Verdict:** These fame-hungry brats were probably hoping to create the [Beast Jesus](http://hyperallergic.com/tag/beast-jesus/) of 2016. ## No Boons for Boone in Recent KAWS Sales ![crimes-of-the-art-scream-3](https://storage.ghost.io/c/51/f8/51f871d8-b6be-4a73-b958-0ca4fff0110a/content/images/hyperallergic-newspack-s3-amazonaws-com/uploads/2015/02/crimes-of-the-art-scream-3.jpg) Mary Boone Gallery [sued](http://www.courthousenews.com/2016/07/28/dealer-accused-of-shady-sale-of-kaws-works.htm?ref=hyperallergic.com) art adviser Vanessa Buia for allegedly falsely claiming to be working for an important collector in order to secure the sale of works by KAWS, which then passed through a series of intermediaries and eventually ended up on view in a Paris gallery. Buia filed a suit of her own against Mary Boone Gallery; her lawyer, Richard Luthmann, described the gallery’s complaint as “a crass attempt to avoid being legally out-maneuvered in her own game of Donald Trump-styled ‘bully lawsuits’ intended to money-whip her competition in the art world.” **Verdict:** The greatest challenge for Boone’s lawyers may be establishing probable KAWS. ## Salvador in Vandal-land ![crimes-of-the-art-scream-1](https://storage.ghost.io/c/51/f8/51f871d8-b6be-4a73-b958-0ca4fff0110a/content/images/hyperallergic-newspack-s3-amazonaws-com/uploads/2015/02/crimes-of-the-art-scream-1.jpg) “Alice in Wonderland,” a Salvador Dalí sculpture installed outside Quebec City’s Château Frontenac hotel, was [vandalized](http://globalnews.ca/news/2854024/famous-salvador-dali-sculpture-vandalized-in-quebec-city/?ref=hyperallergic.com). Part of the figure’s staff was broken sometime during the month it has been on display as part of a Dalí, Pablo Picasso, Jean-Paul Riopelle exhibition. **Verdict:** Has anyone thought to question the Queen of Hearts? ## Artist Beefs with McDonald’s Over Cow Commercial > Wonder how much [@McDonalds](https://twitter.com/McDonalds?ref=hyperallergic.com) paid someone to copy my video. I didn’t even get paid to make the original [pic.twitter.com/XGWjHQq0j6](https://t.co/XGWjHQq0j6?ref=hyperallergic.com) > > — cyriak harris (@cyriakharris) [August 2, 2016](https://twitter.com/cyriakharris/status/760435431943053312?ref=hyperallergic.com) ![crimes-of-the-art-scream-2](https://storage.ghost.io/c/51/f8/51f871d8-b6be-4a73-b958-0ca4fff0110a/content/images/hyperallergic-newspack-s3-amazonaws-com/uploads/2015/02/crimes-of-the-art-scream-2.jpg) The viral animation artist Cyriak Harris has [accused](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/mcdonalds-advert-cyriak-harris-plagiarism-copy-claims-cows-youtube-a7168601.html?ref=hyperallergic.com) Buenos Aires-based advertising agency Juan Solo of plagiarizing his video “Cows & Cows & Cows” for a McDonald’s commercial. “Plagiarism in the advertising industry is a problem for artists and it should be a problem for advertisers as well,” Harris said, “because each of them depend on the other to a certain extent.” **Verdict:** The motive here is pretty clear — Cash Cows & Cash Cows & Cash Cows. ## City Must Pay for Lost Klimt and Schieles ![crimes-of-the-art-scream-3](https://storage.ghost.io/c/51/f8/51f871d8-b6be-4a73-b958-0ca4fff0110a/content/images/hyperallergic-newspack-s3-amazonaws-com/uploads/2015/02/crimes-of-the-art-scream-3.jpg) Austria’s Supreme Court, supporting the verdict that a regional court delivered last year, [ordered](https://news.artnet.com/art-world/missing-artworks-schiele-klimt-578321?ref=hyperallergic.com) the city of Linz to pay the heirs of artist and collector Olga Jäger some $9 million in compensation for three works by Egon Schiele and a drawing by Gustav Klimt. The works had been on long-term loan to Linz’s Lentos Kunstmuseum since 1951, but when the heirs asked for them back in 2006, they couldn’t be found. **Verdict:** Maybe they were stolen by a Klimt-omaniac. ## For Rochester Cops, State Properties Matter Most ![crimes-of-the-art-scream-2](https://storage.ghost.io/c/51/f8/51f871d8-b6be-4a73-b958-0ca4fff0110a/content/images/hyperallergic-newspack-s3-amazonaws-com/uploads/2015/02/crimes-of-the-art-scream-2.jpg) Rochester resident Beth Wittenberg turned herself in after a warrant was issued for her arrest over a Black Lives Matter mural she painted on a wall that is state-owned property. She was [charged](http://www.unionleader.com/crime/Police-arrest-Rochester-woman-for-painting-Black-Lives-Matter-mural-on-state-property-07282016?ref=hyperallergic.com) with criminal mischief over the mural, which consisted of the words “Black Lives Matter” and a backwards US flag with broken hearts in place of stars. Both components of the mural were vandalized and then painted over. **Verdict:** “We are supposed to learn from our history. We should all be equal under the law, but the sad truth is we are not,” Wittenberg told New Hampshire’s [*Union Leader*](http://www.unionleader.com/crime/Police-arrest-Rochester-woman-for-painting-Black-Lives-Matter-mural-on-state-property-07282016?ref=hyperallergic.com). “My protest is about giving voice, standing in solidarity with my Black American friends and family to say, ‘Yes, all lives matter, but in this case where we are speaking of the inequity between whites and blacks, Black Lives Matter.’” ## Urban Alpinists Attempt Illegal Ascent of Colosseum ![crimes-of-the-art-scream-3](https://storage.ghost.io/c/51/f8/51f871d8-b6be-4a73-b958-0ca4fff0110a/content/images/hyperallergic-newspack-s3-amazonaws-com/uploads/2015/02/crimes-of-the-art-scream-3.jpg) A video posted to YouTube in May but that recently went viral shows German tourists [clandestinely](http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/german-tourists-scale-colosseum-in-night-time-stunt-a7166916.html?ref=hyperallergic.com) entering Rome’s Colosseum at night, climbing to the top of the ancient structure, and then using professional equipment to abseil down its walls. **Verdict:** Further proof that attempting dangerous stunts in the name of YouTube views is today’s equivalent of ancient Rome’s gladiator games. ## Gang of Italian Antiquities Thieves Busted ![crimes-of-the-art-scream-2](https://storage.ghost.io/c/51/f8/51f871d8-b6be-4a73-b958-0ca4fff0110a/content/images/hyperallergic-newspack-s3-amazonaws-com/uploads/2015/02/crimes-of-the-art-scream-2.jpg) Police in the southern Italian state of Campania have [seized](http://www.thelocal.it/20160722/italian-police-uncover-artefacts-art-thieves?ref=hyperallergic.com) more than 200 stolen artifacts dating from 800 BCE to 200 CE that had been amassed by four antiquities thieves. The men had robbed several museums and collectors’ homes over the past year, and would then sell their loot, using a fence as an intermediary. **Verdict:** They were brazenly stealing artifacts that belong to others? Perhaps they were simply trying to do as the Romans did. ## Somme-body Swiped Sculptures Commemorating WWI Battle ![crimes-of-the-art-scream-2](https://storage.ghost.io/c/51/f8/51f871d8-b6be-4a73-b958-0ca4fff0110a/content/images/hyperallergic-newspack-s3-amazonaws-com/uploads/2015/02/crimes-of-the-art-scream-2.jpg) Two lead sculptures in the shape of small bombs that were part of artist Rob Miller’s installation “Ballistic Baby, Dead Bells, Petards” were [stolen](http://m.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/14642540.%5FIrreplaceable%5F%5Fsculptures%5Fstolen%5Ffrom%5Fmuseum%5Fexhibition%5Fcommemorating%5FBattle%5Fof%5Fthe%5FSomme/?ref=hyperallergic.com) from the Honeywood Museum in Carshalton, UK. They were part of an exhibition reflecting on the Battle of the Somme on the occasion of its centennial. **Verdict:** Clearly, the thief felt Miller’s sculptures were *da bomb*.