Are you an arts administrator with experience in any of “the arts, entertainment, motion picture, and television industries”? Has strip-mining the world for talent with 501(c)(3) impunity left you with an aching void where once resided a crystalline commitment to truth and beauty? Are you an American, and does your patriot’s sense of charity extend to providing free labor to the misunderstood gentle giant of our federal government, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS)? Does the prospect of moving to Washington not provoke in you a physical sense of foreboding?
Good. Because according to a listing on federal job portal USAJOBS, Uncle Sam is hiring (“hiring”), and he’s looking for you. Well, he might also be looking for you, but forget about that for now — someone like you should definitely consider applying for this thing. The Department of Homeland Security, a federal agency with a projected 2014 budget of just under $60 billion, would like to retain an experienced arts administrator for its “Loaned Executive Program.” The proposed position offers a salary range of “$0.00 to $0.00 / Without Compensation” and is
[A] special opportunity (unpaid) that provides top executive-level talent from the private sector an opportunity to share their expertise with the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) to fill special, discrete needs.
Yes, the word “special” does appear twice in that sentence, and it’s not so much a “loan,” career-wise, as it is a “forfeiture of income.” But if you’re game for such linguistic hazing, you could surely leverage the experience at DHS into a gig pumping out verbal runoff for the global contemporary art trade. And, should you find yourself falling in love with that god-forsaken stretch of Potomac swampland, you might stay a whole year: “[I]nitial appointments are for six months with the possibility for extension up to one year.”
All effrontery and labor exploitation issues aside, this is an intriguing position that appears to demonstrate some interest on the part of DHS in developing the visa infrastructure for foreign artists. So there’s that. If you have any interesting stories about applying for a US visa as an artist, please do get in touch.
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