Where Angels Fear to Tread
The marble floors are turning red.

Spurious
Just as Achilles, swift of foot though absent spear:
“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”
—US President Donald John Trump
Just as Hermes, winged sandaled interpreter translates:
“I think he was just stating that as a leader, he would have stepped in and hopefully been able to help.”
—White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Discrepancies are aesthetic:
“You know, beautiful marble floor, didn’t look like it. It changed color. Became very red […] it’s just not my thing.”
—US President Donald John Trump
It’s a bone spur kind of thing.