Overheard in the Art World

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We’re in Soho on Tuesdays, the Lower East Side on Wednesdays, Chelsea on Thursdays. We go to openings, art fairs, auctions, performances, lectures, galas, member events, after-parties. (Oh the afterparties!) WE are the New York art world, though we do travel, so we’re really everywhere.

Every Friday, we post things in “Overheard in the Art World.” #OHAW Honestly, art world, don’t take yourself so seriously.

“‘The Annunciation;’ I don’t get it.  Where’s Jesus?
— In the Uffizi Gallery, Florence

“If he has not been to an event before, maybe he is a hick or even worse a gold digger who sees you as his passport to the highbrow world of New York art society.”
— on the streets of the Chelsea gallery district

“Her jumper looks like a garbage bag.”
— Art in General 30th Anniversary Gala

“I have studios all over the world, but in Greece, I am an amateur!”
— artist Brice Marden at his opening

Girl #1: “Damn, you’re like an art man magnet”
Girl #2: “Yeah, a magnet for art men in therapy”
— Afterparty @ Mister H’s Mondrian Soho

Man: “I hope he comes with us!”
Man’s Friend: “You have a husband!”
Man: “I know, but he said he used to be in the  Navy!!”
— Leaving Art in General Benefit Afterparty

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