Category: Satire

According to a recent survey of 1,000 art collectors, 53% admitted to having only a vague understanding of NFT technology and 37% said they had “no clue” what NFTs were.

MoMA plans to organize trips to the Amazon starting in 2022 for trustees and other donors to showcase the institution’s innovative approach to collecting.

Art-loving millionaires banded together to fight the growing monopoly of billionaires at art auctions, on museum boards, and at art fairs.

The structure, which has proved a danger to the public due to its low guardrails, will be destroyed.

The $200 million collection include a lesser Beeple and a series of early-net fractals.

The directors will duke out the juiciest drama of the cultural sector in one Manhattan apartment.

White-collar criminals everywhere are toasting the legacy auction house.

The go-to spot for finance bros to take their online paramours edged out fierce competition.

A PR representative declined to name the charities, presumably COVID-19 relief related causes, but assured that they were “prominent,” “crucial to global relief efforts,” and “not run by anyone problematic.”

The Buddha, like all of us, appears to have needed the periodic reminder to pick up eggs and contact his mom.

The voice of Jesus will soon be uploaded to the internet for the first time ever.

Their cubs were found frolicking around sculptures by Richard Serra and Donald Judd.