April Fools

Visitors who spoke to Hyperallergic said they were “horrified” to learn that a human could come up with such a banal and poorly executed artwork.

The exotic scents of the Rapatriement line offer solace and joy to dismayed collectors who were forced to return looted artifacts.

Arrest Me, Daddy hopes to cast a more positive light on the work of law enforcement officers.

“With the power of blockchain technology, there will be no question who the real owner is,” said a British Museum spokesperson.

Kanye West, Roman Polanski, and Carl Andre are among the shortlisted artists.

The school said the Virgin Mary in the painting “doesn’t look happy enough” about experiencing the joy of motherhood. Governor Ron DeSantis applauded the move.

Select A-list guests will be invited to wear any artifacts from the museum’s collection that have not yet been seized by the Manhattan DA’s office.

A reinterpretation of the Quran through a queer lens, written by an AI chatbot, is said to cause the move.

A spokesperson for the church cited “shared values” with the fashion brand.

A cache of 243 paintings found in an English castle, all depicting canine subjects, suggests Vermeer’s true aspiration was to become a dog portraitist.