Met Gala Memes That Ate the Rich and Left No Crumbs

Those who flouted the calls to boycott the Bezos-sponsored event were flogged relentlessly online with some of the most creative insults ever crafted.

Met Gala Memes That Ate the Rich and Left No Crumbs
When the dress code is "Fashion is Art" but the Met Gala didn't come with instructions when you bought it (edit Rhea Nayyar/Hyperallergic; all screenshots Rhea Nayyar/Hyperallergic)

A spectacle of material waste, celebrity culture, and growing wealth inequality, the Met Gala is no stranger to protest and criticism. But this year's Jeff and Lauren Sánchez Bezos-sponsored soirée was a masterclass in ragebaiting the masses.

The Met Gala's red carpet entrance is one of the most heavily scrutinized cultural moments online, and last night, the gloves were off when it came to evaluating the choptitude or servability of each look. It makes sense, doesn't it? If you're going to publicly align yourself with a billionaire-backed costume party because a luxury fashion house invited you to sit at the table they bought out, the least you can do is look good.

And yet, so many celebrities failed to do even that. Not that it was easy to stunt against the backdrop of Amazon's unfair labor practices and its connection to Immigration and Customs Enforcement, all amid the fragrance of the cost-of-living crisis affecting a majority of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's recently unionized employees. The weeks-long Everyone Hates Elon campaign against the Bezos's involvement with the Met Gala throughout New York City certainly primed spectators to be even less sympathetic to sartorial gaffes.

So, let's gather 'round and acknowledge the one thing worth celebrating with regard to the Met Gala: the mean-spirited ingenuity of eagle-eyed social media critics.

Lauren Sánchez Bezos walked the red carpet alone yesterday evening in a Schiaparelli gown ostensibly meant to evoke John Singer Sargent's “Madame X” (1883–84), which the museum owns. In classic form, the wrath of the internet rained down upon her before she even made it inside. The criticism ultimately boiled down to the age-old saying, “money can't buy taste.”

I think I have a prom photo that looks kinda like this. (screenshot via X)

This was her 1884 Paris Salon moment:

She's been real quiet since this dropped ... (screenshot via X)

And the obvious but most appropriate critique:

Yes, but instead of Schiaparelli, the seller was XASZAKBITPO. (screenshot via X)

Since there wasn't much else to say about Sánchez Bezos's nothingburger look other than “go girl, give us nothing,” people wasted no time channeling their creativity elsewhere.

Behold, some of the more inventive takes from social media last night:

A picture really is worth a thousand words. Wanna guess what's worth an AIPAC donation? (screenshot via X)
There are very few unique sentences left in the English language; this is one of them. (screenshot via X)
Gay icon recognizes gay icon. (screenshot via X)
Rachel Sennott's message to the Met Gala: Fund public schools. (screenshot via X)
I'd wear Naomi's expression too if I had to crack that book open again. (screenshot via X)
Watch out, Nicole Kidman. Someone's gunning for your job. (screenshot via X)

A 20-for-one special:

There was one opportunity to make this joke. (screenshot via X)
More like "undo the Latch" (screenshot via X)
So specific ... so accurate (screenshot via X)

Many users picked up on some South Asian trends throughout the evening:

Don't you mean a Scandinavian scarf? (screenshot via X)

Anne Hathaway says “Inshallah” in an interview — what's your next move?

He heard Annie's iA and raised her a sherwani. (screenshot via X)
I wouldn't say that she ate that, tho. (screenshot via X)
Reheated Chaat Gala (screenshot via X)

Would it really be the Met Gala if Bezos affiliate and astronaut cosplayer Katy Perry wasn't on some bullshit?

That one stray AirPod on the subway platform (screenshot via X)

And as for Bad Bunny ... The Super Bowl Halftime Show already feels like a million years ago.

What I really mean when I say I've lived a thousand lifetimes in the last two years ... (screenshot via X)

I'm a Memphis design lover all the way, but this ... this might be Memphisn't.

The hierarchy of hate, courtesy of Rachel Sennott (screenshot via X)

Heated Rivalry's Connor Storrie was relentlessly dragged over coals for whatever this was:

The ol' White House Black Market special (screenshot via X)

And his co-star Hudson Williams ...

Me showing up to school the day after Lady Gaga dropped “Applause” in 2013 (screenshot via X)

There isn't enough time in the day for us to sift through all of last night's memes and shenanigans. Now that it's time for you to do your own research, I leave you with this parting gift:

Me neither! (screenshot via X)