Federico Zuccaro, ā€œTaddeo Zuccaro Copying the Antique Statues in Romeā€ (n.d.), pen and ink and wash, 183 x 425 mm, Galleria degli Uffizi, Florence (image via Web Gallery of Art) (click to enlarge)

ā€œNobody,ā€ according to Maggie Haberman and Michael Barbaro in The New York Times, ā€œseemed more startled than Mr. and Ms. Trump, who arrived in New York on Tuesday morning after a flight from Cleveland to find themselves at the center of a bizarre uproar over authenticity, plagiarism and a knotty question: Why did the wife of the Republican nominee borrow passages from the wife of the current Democratic president?ā€

Plagiarize! Let no elseā€™s work evade your eyes,
Remember why the good Lord made your eyes.
So donā€™t shade your eyes,
But plagiarize, plagiarize, plagiarize.

ā€”Tom Lehrer, ā€œā€Lobachevskyā€

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.

ā€”Paul Gauguin

I hate like death the situation of the plagiarist; the glass I drink from is not large, but at least it is my own.

ā€”Alfred de Musset, La Coupe et les levres

If you steal from one author, itā€™s plagiarism; if you steal from many, itā€™s research.

ā€”Wilson Mizner, The Legendary Mizners

The only ā€œismā€ Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

ā€”Dorothy Parker

The ethics of plagiarism have turned into the narcissism of small differences: because journalism cannot own up to its heavily derivative nature, it must enforce originality on the level of the sentence.

ā€”Malcolm Gladwell, What the Dog Saw and Other Adventures

I donā€™t like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.

ā€”Howard Dietz

God loves the plagiarist. And so it is written, ā€˜God created humankind in His image, in the image of God He created them.ā€ God is the original plagiarizer. With a lack of reasonable sources from which to filch ā€“ man created in the image of what? the animals? ā€“ the creation of man was an act of reflexive plagiarizing; God looted the mirror. When we plagiarize, we are likewise creating in the image and participating in the completion of Creation.

ā€”Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated

Man is an idiot. He doesnā€™t know how to do anything without copying, without imitating, without plagiarizing, without aping. It might even have been that man invented generation by coitus after seeing the grasshopper copulate.

ā€”Augusto Roa Bastos

Plagiarists, at least, have the merit of preservation.

ā€”Benjamin Disraeli

Originality is nothing but judicious plagiarism.

ā€”Voltaire

Man hardly comes in more than two varieties, wherever he is, whatever he does: workers and pimps ā€¦ theyā€™re either one or the other! ā€¦ and inventors, the worst kind of jobholder! ā€¦ they stand condemned! ā€¦ the writer who doesnā€™t pimp along, peacefully plagiarizing, who doesnā€™t pump out the pop stuff, heā€™s had it! ā€¦ everybody hates him!

ā€”Louis-Ferdinand Celine

The human plagiarism which is most difficult to avoid, for individualsā€¦ is the plagiarism of ourselves.

ā€”Marcel Proust, ƀ la recherche du temps perdu

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